JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA. ITS THE ONLY WAY THE UK CAN EVER WIN EUROVISION.
We get all of our actors AND GET THEM TO STRIP ON STAGE! IMAGINE THE SEXINESS. IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF EXPLODED OVARIES. IMAGINE THE POINTS.
THIS IS THE BEST PLAN I’VE EVER HEARD YES LET’S JUST MAKE THEM STRIP NOW.






